the cosmic moon button

What you're hearing

No samples, no MP3. Every note is being calculated and synthesised in your browser in real time, layered to match today's vibe.

sub drone 40 Hz + 80 Hz sine waves. The floor of the mix. You feel it more than hear it.
Schumann resonance 7.83 Hz sine wave breathing the sub up and down. The Earth's natural electromagnetic pulse, the same frequency NASA tracks between the ground and the ionosphere. Sub-audible, you feel the lift.
pad chord Three detuned saw oscillators tuned to a minor triad. Root note shifts with today's verdict (table below). A slow filter sweep gives it the breathing quality.
cosmic noise Pink noise (Paul Kellet's algorithm) through a heavy low-pass, panned slowly L to R on a 25-second cycle. Sounds like distant solar wind.
master Hard limited at −18 dB. It can't get loud, you won't be ambushed.

root note → verdict level

Level	Note	Frequency	Feel
NO	A2	110.00 Hz	grounded, low, calm
NOT REALLY	A#2 / B♭2	116.54 Hz	slight unease, slightly off
KINDA	B2	123.47 Hz	tension creeping in
YES	C#3 / D♭3	138.59 Hz	raised, anxious, alert
CATASTROPHIC	D3	146.83 Hz	highest, most strung-out

Calm verdicts sit lower in the spectrum so they feel like a deep breath out. Fucked verdicts pitch up so the chord feels more wound. The minor third (×6/5) and fifth (×3/2) are stacked on whatever the root is, so the chord shape stays the same, only its height moves.

The sound also auto-suspends when you tab away, never plays without consent.

the general weather

your chart

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